Why I despise the Spurs

1. Manu Ginobli is actually Balky from perfect strangers
2. They're boring
3. Tim Duncan is boring
4. Tim Duncan looks like Eeyor
5. Tony Parker ALWAYS drives to the hoop and no one can stop him
6. Bruce Bowen is the dirtiest player alive.
7. Tony Parker and Tim Duncan look like brothers
8. They're from Texas
9. Tony Parker is black, white, with a French accent
10. Tony Parker is married to EVA LONGORIA